Listen up girls, because I'll only say it once and just etch it into your heart.

We are not in any way inferior to the guys, even if some of us can't do 40 guy pumping or whatever. Have you ever watched an NCC girls training? You know how it goes right? Some say the NCOs are being too harsh on girls, believe me, I heard all my girl friends talk before.

We don't have a reputation to uphold and our achievement of 'Silver' isn't on the CCA achievements board. We're mostly not really physically more able than the guys.

That doesn't mean we take things easily and just don't care.

The only main difference between us and them is that we have periods and boobs and they don't have. If you think I'm being crude, I apologize but I truly think that way. We have legs and hands, so they do. They can run, an so can we.

For all the months in NCC, I admit it. We all pass a stage where we hate trainings and try to find ways to pon it. Don't lie girls, we all admitted or know. But if we managed to pass this stage, it's nothing but fun, talk cock and play mahjong.

It sounds sick and masochistic if you told someone else you like being pumped but who the hell cares about the pumping if you got platoon mates together? Imagine you yourself one alone suffering in the bottom pits of a living hell. That's way sad and very pitiful. At least sixteen platoon mates together is fine.

We should try harder, we totally should but whether we do it or not is another matter. Tell me seriously, do you want juniors?

If you all really want them, then SHOUT IT OUT, MAKE YOURSELF BE HEARD. Imagine a year or two down the road, you have people to talk to, to tell them all the tales before. I would seriously love to tell our juniors, if we have any, "Your USM and ASM is crazy, don't look at them so admiringly la. That one was called '

Lesbian Underwear Dad' and was involved in a scandal with Barney. Cannot trust her one la. Then the other one always talk about her boobs one. Don't look at the outer appearances, okay."

Love to tell them also like, "Last time my Sgts damn funny." and recount the many tales involving Sgt Fion and Sgt Mayee and talk about Staff Hwele or Staff DingYi and whatever.

So girls.

We can't go on like that. Do you want to be looked down on by the NCC guys forever? We got to all buck up, get our act together and just WOW everyone.

For one, I don't want to be the receiving end of all the shit the NCC guys do and I certainly don't want to be looked down on by anyone either. "Wa liao, NCC girls? I die also don't want to join. So boring lor." No way Jose.

Let's give Staff DingYi the SOLID BANGS she wants and be the best there ever is, as a platoon.

All the insecurities and hatred you had for any platoon mates or anything, just forget it now. It's a new dawn. I hate to say it from something like that, but yeah, like "Breaking Dawn". You know "Twilight". For those who know, all the shit Bella goes through, she still gets her happy ending in the end. Granted, we don't have a hot vampire named Edward backing us on but we have a hot PS and two sexy APS, so WHY NOT make it OUR HAPPY ENDING TOO?

Just take time to go it over and just think about what I said.

If it doesn't make sense, I don't know what else I can say. Tell me if you like my speech. Maybe I can go be some public speaking person who looks like and sounds like they have a stick up their ass.

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