Friday, November 7, 2008 '
WE NEED COLD TURKEY
turkey for salecold turkey,chilling coke on a swealtering hot day?
look no further!
crystal low jie fei is now having a promotion
from her head to her toe
she is avaliable roasted,chilled boiled,deep fried
or any way you would like to cook her!
rich in protien and fats
she makes a good meal for young and old!
now thanksgiving and christmas is around the corner,
move fast and pre-order crystal low jie fei
the coldest turkey in town!
she will bring happiness and joy to your meal
and create a sensational atmosphere!
so hurry and call 62353535 to pre-order!
while stocks last(home dilivery avaiable too)
her fingernails are now on auction,prices starting from $1000040000 per fingernail!
buy and stand to win
crystal low jie fei hampers!*
*terms and condition apply
happy early birthday lenise chicken,next time i'll write an ad about you!
this is just a lil festive cheer
just fer laughs,
no hard fellings
