Sunday, November 23, 2008 '
jiaxuan and lenise's birthday post!
YOYOYOYOYOYO!
GIRLS IM WANPING THE GREAT AND IM BACKED.
Have been doing stuff luh uh.
I WONT FORGET JIAXUAN AND LENISE'S BIRTHDAY POST.
Jiaxuan is dead liao.
see the following.
JIAXUAN'S BIRTHDAY POST:
13 years and 23 days ago,
chipmunk was borned.
this chipmunk,
named jiaxuan,
is a big eater that eats 5000kg of food everyday.
as expected,
soon she became a sumo.
and every year on the 1st of nov,
her birthday,
she will go around stomping and crushing on ppl.
as a result,
a total of 500000000000 ppl were dead.
then got 1 brave warrior,
named wanping,
wanna challenge her.
then they fight.
the stupid sumo jiaxuan thought she could win wanping,
the brave warrior.
they fought,
and fought,
and fought.
jiaxuan tried to crush wanping.
but wanping,
as a skillful warrior,
manage to escape.
wanping,
with a nice brain,
threw some bananas on the ground.
The big eater lim jiaxuan went to pick it up and eat and eat.
when she was eating,
wanping kicked jiaxuan from the backed with the slightest effort and she won.
the chipmunk jiaxuan dissappeared fr earth.
villagers celebrated.
and wanping is known as the "reincarnated mandate of heaven".
LENISE'S BIRTHDAY POST:
once upon a time,
there was a chicken.
with a damn damn damn curly fringe of hers,
everyday she went and look into the mirror.
and she saw a chicken with a curly fringe.
she thought of ways to straighten her fringe.
she looked for jiaxuan for help.
jiaxuan told her to eat other ppl's straight fringe.
and lenise tried,
and she failed.
then the legendary wanping came to help.
with wanping's magical hands,
she straightened chicken lenise's fringe in 0.0000001 sec.
chicken lenise was so happy and thanked wanping dunno how many times.
and wanping is oso known as the "mandate of fringe" :D
OMGOMGOMG!
END OF BIRTHDAY POSTS!
this is so freaking long.
pardon me for being zilian..
heh heh!
i know when ur read will sure puke.
nvm byee!
your love one,
wanping :D:D:D
